I HAD A DREAM THAT I WON THE LOTTERY LAST NIGHT. THEN, I WOKE UP, AND DARN THE LUCK, I DIDN’T WIN. A MAN IN PENNSYLVANIA BECAME THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD LAST WEEK, BUT HE LOST IT ALL IN TEN MINUTES. THE MAN OPENED HIS PAYPAL ACCOUNT TO SEE HE HAD 92 QUADRILLION DOLLARS AVAILABLE. YES, QUADRILLION, AS IN 92 WITH 15 ZEROS BEHIND IT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, PAYPAL QUICKLY REALIZED THEIR ERROR AN SNATCHED IT AWAY, SAYING THEY HOPE THE MAN REALIZED IT WAS AN ERROR AND APOLOGIZED FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. INCONVENIENCE? YOU ALL JUST MADE THIS MAN THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORD AND THEN JUST TOOK IT AWAY. INCONVENIENCE?
NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE A QUADRILLION AIRE, FOR REAL? I HAVE SOME IDEAS, BUT THIS MAN SAYS HE WOULD HAVE STARTED BY PAYING OFF THE NATIONAL DEBT. NOBLE IDEA, SIR, AND THAT STILL WOULD LEAVE HIM JUST SHORT OF 92 QUADRILLION DOLLARS TO PLAY WITH. I’M REALLY HOPING FOR A BANK ERROR IN MY FAVOR SOON THAT THEY LET ME KEEP
